john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose , guava juice, giant snake,birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!! Timmy Turner
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At the grocery store
  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
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You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody. Maya Angelou  (via basicbook)

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